April Macie - Mar 12, 13

Do you remember the girl in your highschool who had a horrible rumor spread about her? It might have involved a football team, a dog and some peanut butter or processed meat. Well, that girl in Easton, Pennsylvania was April Macie. So, where did she turn for comfort? Not to her family... cause' they're all crazy. Crazy or drunk... oh yeah, or slightly retarded. So, where do you go when you're an outcast in school and your family tree is rotten? While some might sit rocking in the fetal position... slowly humming Copa CopaCabbana, others might turn to the lord and April turned to promiscuity. Promiscuity and then comedy. With her irreverent brand of overtly sexual humor she attempts to break down double-standards and lend her voice to sexually dissatisfied women everywhere. April would like to add that she doesn't really know what irreverent means, but she's heard a lot of other comics use it and thought it sounded kinda' cool. "Her comedy is searingly honest," said this guy she knows from working at Hooter's who came to see her show one time. Although she has only been doing comedy for a short period of time, she has been using comedy as a defense her entire life. She loves to perform and her favorite role to play is victim. For April, comedy isn't a career, comedy isn't even a choice. Comedy is a calling!! She totally stole that quote from Bernie Mac... but it's soooo great and she truly believes it is her calling. April also loves to talk about herself in the third person and thinks "bios" are retarded.

BT - Mar 18, 19, 20

BT was born, raised and beaten in the Wonderful settings of Muskogee, Oklahoma. So yes, that's right he's an Okie from Muskogee. Once in college, that's where he first tried stand-up comedy and the rest is history. Knowing that life could only get better, BT left The University of Oklahoma with a degree and dreams of Show Business. After living in Chicago, Dallas and the backseat of his Nissan Sentra, BT finally settled down in the city of dreams, Los Angeles.

Since the time this "Okie from Muskogee" left his home state, he has performed in over 43 states, 3 countries, and has been seen in numerous television shows from the Sci-Fi channels "Black Scorpion", to the critically acclaimed HBO movie "Suckers". In an act that crosses all boundaries, BT can be seen at any of the many comedy clubs around the country or in any of the different channels of entertainment ranging from commercials to movies. Catch this versatile entertainer as his star continues to rise.

Jason Russell - Mar 26, 27, 28

Join Russell and his host of crazy characters such as Peaches, the shopping mall hair dresser, and watch them come to life on stage. His body morphs, his voice changes and you swear Russell has been replaced by his mother, his aunts or even a grade school teacher. Just about everybody in Jason's life has become a target of humor that audiences across the country have come to love. If he fails to cover an audience favorite, they request it and return the next night for a completely different show!

Scott White - Apr 3, 4

Well what can I say; I was born in Dearborn Michigan. Lived there for about 25 years then I moved to Houston. I am a professional stand-up comedian. I think it is the best job in the world; I get to travel all over and meet a lot of great people. I have been all of this country and have had the pleasure of entertaining our troops in Korea, Japan and Guam. I started doing comedy in Michigan, where I failed miserably and stayed away for a long time, but came to Houston and got my legs back. I also was in a sketch troupe for a while and currently perform improv comedy when ever I am in Houston.

Cesar Cervantes - Apr 9, 10

Cesar is originally from El Paso, TX and is obsessed with stand-up and film. He's a consumer, hypocrite, and part-time Narcissist. He wants to save the world and take all the credit. He's Catholic most Sundays, a vegetarian except when no one's looking, love's a good feminist as long as she's thin, is a member of the Green Party but loves his car and can't remember the last time he recycled. He pretentiously refers to himself as American-Mexican, refuses to purchase Starbucks coffee... unless he happens to receive a gift card, will not wear name-brand clothing... unless it's vintage of course, and is in a loving committed relationship... but will entertain other offers. He's been on TBS, performed at the Boston Comedy Festival, and was named "one of the city's freshest funny men" by Where magazine.

Matt Golightly - Apr 16, 17

Since graduating from The University of Texas at San Antonio in 2002 with a degree in Communications, Matt Golightly resisted the urge to take a 9-5 job and turned his, at one-time hobby, and true love—stand-up comedy—into a career. His takes on dating, the club scene, politics, and popular culture strike a comedic nerve with audiences of all ages. No angst, no angry rants, just good clean fun from this self-proclaimed “square”. His personable and likeable stage presence has taken him to clubs and college campuses all over Texas and the southwest United States. Matt has been seen on Fox TV, The Bob & Tom Show, LAT TV, Late Shift with Kevin Ferguson, and recently participated in the San Francisco International Comedy Competition. He can also be heard providing color-commentary during high-school football season along the Texas Sports Radio Network and frequently writes for the NBA’s San Antonio Spurs website.

Ricky Gutierrez - Apr 22, 23, 24

Latino comedian Rick Gutierrez has been cracking up audiences across the country with his throwback takes on traditional family values and outlooks on marriage for years, but it’s about time some higher ups in Hollywood finally got wind of his comedic talents. Gutierrez is slated to star in an HBO comedy series based on his life and the experiences he talks about in his stand-up act (so make sure to catch him live if you want a head start on the series). Rick’s other television credits include NBC's Friday Night Videos, BET Comic View and Showtime's Latino Laugh Festival. Gutierrez has inked a deal with HBO Independent Productions to develop and star in a comedy series project for the company. Based on his stand-up routine, the show, now in early stages of development, is described as a comedic look at Gutierrez's old-school views on marriage and family.